搞怪来袭

编者:最有料 来源:最有料 时间:2014-12-12 19:00 最签:搞怪来袭 浏览:

本人从小怕痒,一次去一个老中医那推拿,单独房间,他是五六十岁大叔级别,我往床上一趴,他推一下我嗷一嗓子,推一下我嗷一嗓子。。。 半分钟后他忍不住了说,不收你钱了你走

  本人从小怕痒,一次去一个老中医那推拿,单独房间,他是五六十岁大叔级别,我往床上一趴,他推一下我嗷一嗓子,推一下我嗷一嗓子。。。I grew up in a ticklish, to an old Chinese medicine that massage, single room, he is fifty or sixty years old uncle level, I went to bed a lie, he pushed me gave avoice, a voice push my ow...

  半分钟后他忍不住了说,不收你钱了你走吧,我是一个要名誉的人。。。Half a minute later he couldn't help saying, do not charge you money you go, I am a person to fame...

  二郎神:你妈犯天条必须压在山下。沉香:我怕她寂寞,陪她聊天总行吧?二郎神答允。第二天土地来报:沉香在和他妈砍大山!二郎神:没事,我允许的God: your mom made tiantiao must be pressed at the foot of the mountain. Mom:I'm afraid she is lonely, chat with her head? Erlang answer. The second day the land to quote: aloes in and his mom piffle! God: OK, I allowed

  本人从小怕痒,一次去一个老中医那推拿,单独房间,他是五六十岁大叔级别,我往床上一趴,他推一下我嗷一嗓子,推一下我嗷一嗓子。。。I grew up in a ticklish and to an old Chinese medicine that massage, single room,he is fifty or sixty years old uncle level, I went to bed a lie, he pushed me gave avoice, a voice push me oh...

  半分钟后他忍不住了说,不收你钱了你走吧,我是一个要名誉的人。。。今早上一同学电话响,他看了下号码,清了下嗓子,然后很严肃的告诉我们别吵他女神来电话了,Half a minute later he couldn't help saying, do not charge you money you go, I am a person to fame... This morning a classmate phone rang, he looked at thenumbers, cleared his throat, and then tell the very serious, we leave him in peacegoddess called,

  然后我们都全神贯注的望着他,只听他接通电话来了句“喂,妈啊,咋啦!”Then we are absorbed in watching him, just listen to him on the telephone to the sentence, "Hey, mom, what's wrong!"

  幼儿园时,一同学极其活泼,上课想出去总是以上厕所为借口和老师请假。In kindergarten, a classmate very lively, class want to go out is always above the toilet as an excuse to ask the teacher for leave.

  一次老师不耐烦,不准他出去。A teacher impatient, he was not allowed to go out.

  下课了,他从裤裆里抓出一把便便举到老师面前说:老师,我没骗你吧。After class, he from the crotch grab out of a shit up to the front of the teacher and said: teacher, I did not lie to you.

(责任编辑:最有料)
顶一下
(0)
0%
踩一下
(0)
0%
  • 上一篇:冷笑话
  • 下一篇:没有了
憋到老师到内伤的二货家长 憋到老师到内伤的二货家长 史上超级抢镜抓拍图请找亮点! 史上超级抢镜抓拍图请找亮点!

@2013-2014 版权所有-最有料

辽ICP备14005232号-2

微信公众号

关注我们

腾讯微博 新浪微博 QQ空间

粉丝QQ群: