1、一哥们头发自然卷很严重，一日去理发店和理发师说怎么剪怎么剪，巴拉巴拉说了一堆，理发师听完说道：老弟呀，你这头发要是这么剪，就白烫了…1, a man hair natural volume is very serious, the day went to the barber's shop andsaid the barber scissors how how shear, Barak said a pile, the barber listened andsaid: brother ah, your hair if so cut, white hot...
2、有一朋友，刚认识不久听他说每月发了工资就给家里一千元，顿时很有好感。最近又听说，他每月跟家里要两千元……这是放高利贷吧。2, there is a friend, just know soon heard him say a month hair wages to house one thousand yuan, suddenly very interested. Recently heard that, he told the home totwo thousand yuan per month...... This is the loan sharking.
3、朋友要尽地主之谊请我吃饭，边开车边思考该带我去哪家，我劝他说你也别费心了，就请最贵的吧。3, to as much as hospitality of a host of friends invited me to dinner, while driving thebelt I go home thinking, I advised him to say you don't bother, please the most expensive.
“想吃特色菜还是好吃就行?”"Eat dishes or good on the line?"
“够贵就行。”"Expensive enough on the line."
“前面那家不错但这个时间要排队。”"In front of the good but the time to line up."
“没关系只要能吃到贵的。”"It doesn't matter as long as can eat expensive."
“有没有什么不吃的?”"There is nothing to eat?"
“……你给我下车。”"...... You give me off."
4、早上上班的时候，突然有快递进来送花，收花的是我们一个男同事!4, to work in the morning, suddenly express in flowers, collecting flowers is one of ourmale colleagues!
我们都不好意思的想问他是激情四射还是有女友倒追，只见他拿着花迷茫一阵，突然一拍头说：“艹!收件人和寄件人填反了!”We are sorry to ask he is full of passion or have a girlfriend since, I saw him holding flowers lost a, suddenly a pat on the head and said: "fuck! Recipients and senders fill back the!"
5、同事老公是交警，每晚下班来接她都是骑着电动车，制服外面穿件大衣，帽子放后备箱!5, colleagues husband is the police, every night after work to pick her are riding electric car, uniform coat to wear outside, the hat on the trunk!
在一个路口两辆卡车逆行停靠把家门口的路口堵了，她老公就按喇叭示意让让路，卡车司机也蒙按喇叭，那个振耳啊!At an intersection of two trucks stop to retrograde door intersection blocking, herhusband horn to indicate get out of the way, the driver of the truck will be on the horn,the vibration ears ah!
后来司机直接下来开骂啊!他老公一声没吭，默默的打开后备箱，戴上帽子并脱了外套，拿出本子就加了个班!Then the driver directly down to open to scold ah! He husband did not utter a word,quietly opened the trunk, put on his hat and took off the coat, took out the book plus aclass!