1.猪的四大理想：四周栏杆都烂掉，天上纷纷下饲料，世上屠夫都死掉，全国人民信回教。Four ideal 1 pigs: around the railing is rotten to the core, the sky have lower feed, the world butcher dies, the National People's islam.
2.男人的四大理想:天上纷纷掉钞票,天下美男都死掉,美女脑子都坏掉,哭着喊着让我泡.Four ideal 2 men: money pours down from the sky, Amashita Mio die, beauty brain is broken, cry let me bubble.
3.女人的四大理想：男人头壳都坏掉，每天给我送钞票。还要排队任我挑，自己一直不会老!The four big 3 ideal woman: men are broken head shell, every day to send me money.Queue up even as I pick, oneself always not old!
4.中国的四大理想：新疆西藏不再闹，美国不再唱反调。日本一天被炸掉，台湾重回我怀抱!Four 4 ideals in China: Xinjiang Tibet no longer trouble, the United States no longersing a different tune. Japan one day be blown, Taiwan back to my arms!
5.我的四大理想：钞票多得不想要，不同美女任我抱，世界各地到处跑，不用干活光睡觉!5 of my four ideal: Bill much don't want, different beauty term I hold, everywhere around the world run, don't work light sleep!
6.十类人不宜做大官：1胆小，2话多，3钱少，4关系差，5酒量小，6才华横溢，7学历太高，8疾恶如仇，9性功能差，10有姿色不肯献身6 ten types of people should not be official: 1 timid, 2 words, 3 less money, 4 poor relationship, 5 small amount of alcohol, 6 talented, 7 degree is too high, 8 as, 9functional difference, 10 beauty not willing to devote
7.到处都是错别字：植树造零，白收起家，勤捞致富，选霸干部，任人为闲，择油录取，得财兼币，检查宴收，大力支吃，为民储害，提钱释放，攻官小姐。7 everywhere typos: Planttree zero, white collection started, hardworking get rich,selected PA cadres appointed people leisure, choose oil admission, wealth andmoney, check the banquet collect, vigorously support to eat, for the people of reservoir damage, mention money of official release, miss.
8.各级领导虽然都位高权重但对群众要求还是蛮关心的。凡男人求领导办事，领导都会热情地说：你怎么不提钱(前)来讲嘛!凡女人求领导办事，领导总是推托说：我很忙，“日 ”后再说The 8 leaders at all levels are powerful but requires or is concerned about the masses. Every man seeking leadership work, leaders will enthusiastically said: why don't you put money (front) speaking! All the women seeking leadership work,leadership is always making said: I am very busy, "day" again
9.结婚叫入网，重婚叫一卡双号，婚外恋叫呼叫转移，情人多叫移动梦网，离婚叫销号，分居叫停机留号，女人再婚叫过户。男人再婚叫补卡，互换叫联通。 10.老婆是家情人是花，工资给家奖金送花，病了回家好了看花，离不了的是家忘不了的是花，常回家看看别忘了浇花!9 marriage makes a net, bigamy calls a card number, extramarital love call call transfer, lover called Monternet, called register divorce, separation is called stopnumber, the woman remarries call transfer. Married a man called up card, swap calledunicom. The 10 wife is a lover is the flower, to the family wage bonus flowers, Ill go home and see the flowers, not from the home is not to be forgotten is the flower, often at home and don't forget to water the flowers!
11.女人的基本配置是：身边站个魁梧的，怀里搂个功夫的，家里待个赚钱的，远方有个思念的，梦里藏个初恋的，偶尔来个温柔的，老了混个懂保健的。The basic configuration of the 11 woman is standing tall, arms a Kung Fu, home to make money, there is a distant dream, hidden in a first love, and occasionally a gentle, old mixed know care.
12.当官也不容易：体质弱的累死，心胸窄的气死，智商低的悉死，胆量小的吓死，酒量小的喝死，性欲差的羞死，性欲强的那可真是舒服死这年头，教育好子女是生命延续的重要代表，理顺好领导安排好部下是权力重要代表，办好朋友的事是人生价值的重要代表Not easy to 12 Officer: exhausted body weak, narrow minded exasperating, low IQnoted death, courage small to death, a small amount of alcohol drinking die, die of shame poor libido, strong sexuality that is really comfortable to die this year, educate their children is an important representative of the continuation of life, straighten out the good leader arrange subordinates is the power of an important representative, dofriends do is an important representative of the value of life
13.生命在于运动，关系在于走动，感情在于心动，亲吻在于感动，拥抱在于激动，抚摸在于颤动，男方在于抽动，女方在于扭动，高潮在于互动，射精最好别动13 life is movement, the relationship is about, feelings is enchanted, kissing is moved,a hug is excited, touch is fibrillation, the man is Gilles, the woman is twisting, climaxejaculation is the interaction, the best move