励志搞笑

编者:最有料 来源:最有料 时间:2014-12-15 15:13 最签:搞笑 浏览:

所谓乐观,就是像火炉上的水壶一样,虽然屁股通红,却饶有兴致的吹着口哨。 站的高,尿的远。 幸福的末班车不是没赶上,而是挤不上去。 但两个人相遇,接下来的不是故事就是事

  所谓乐观,就是像火炉上的水壶一样,虽然屁股通红,却饶有兴致的吹着口哨。The so-called optimistic, is like a fire kettle, while the bottom red, but with great interest the whistling.

  站的高,尿的远。Stand high, urinary far.

  幸福的末班车不是没赶上,而是挤不上去。The last bus happy not to catch up, but do not get crowded.

  但两个人相遇,接下来的不是故事就是事故。But two people meet, the next is not the story is accident.

  要先喜欢自己,别人才会喜欢你。Must first love yourself, others will love you.

  未来的打算,都是由明天告诉你答案。Future plans are made by tomorrow, tell you the answer.

  似乎人走不了直线,只好弯弯曲曲的走下去。It seems that people can't walk in a straight line, but the winding down.

  转头只是一个小动作,没有做好就是零分。Head just a little trick, not well is zero.

  不要先学会可惜,才懂得去珍惜。Don't first learn to pity, only know how to cherish.

  人最大的失败就是"借口",任何想做的事情应该实际去做,如果等到错过再后悔说"早知道",绝对是没用的。One the biggest failure is "excuse", whatever you want to do should do, if you wait until the miss to regret saying "knew", is absolutely useless.

  对我好的和坏的人,都是我的贵人。To my good and bad people, is my class.

  这世度是你不变,你就走下坡。This world is your constant, you go downhill.

  我不欣赏那种只会把爱挂在嘴上的人,因为说得容易,我会把爱说出来,也会用行动来表现我的爱。I don't appreciate that will only make love on the mouth of the people, because that's easy to say, I will speak out of love, will use action to express my love.

  有的时候,努力没有用,坚持才真的很可怕!Sometimes, the effort did not use, adhere to is really terrible!

  我要做别人不敢做的事。I want to do what others dare not do.

  孝顺不是拿来表扬的,而是每一个小孩都必须要做的。Filial piety is not for praise, but every child must do.

  要想别人喜欢你,首先自己就要喜欢自己。不要怕.想SHOW就秀出自己。If you want people to like you, yourself is to love yourself first. Don't be afraid to showyour SHOW.

  现在我要弹的这首歌呢,这一首歌呢,是我在一个人的家里写的,这首歌呢,非常的感人,大家要仔细听,听它的歌词,它的歌词呢是说,不管我的另一半以后变得怎么样,我永远记住她的美!I want this song to play now, this song, I a person in the home to write, this song, verytouching, you should listen carefully, listen to the lyrics, its lyrics is said, regardless ofmy other half will get what, I remember her beauty forever!

  宁愿当石头,也不要当花瓶。花瓶一下子就看腻了,石头却能愈磨愈光亮,甚至会变成钻石。Would rather be the stones, nor when the vase. The vase suddenly tired of watching,but the stone to the more wear more bright, even into diamond.

  你的健康,就是我的幸福。Your health, your happiness is my happiness.

  我没有过气,我一直很努力。I'm not tired, I always work hard.

  机会,是留给「没有准备好」的人。Opportunities are reserved for "not ready" people.

  跳舞人人都会,真理不是人人都明了。Dancing everyone, not everyone know the truth.

  艺人没有舞台是一种无奈;艺人不懂得如何下台,是一种悲哀...Artists no stage is a kind of helpless; artists don't know how to step down, is a kind of sad...

  我只想做一块生命力旺盛的石头,坚固而不知疲惫,朴实而牢不可摧,“石头虽然普通,但每一颗都是不同的,我不想做最耀眼的那颗,但要做生命力最旺盛的那颗。”I just want to be a vigorous stone, solid and not tired, plain and solid stone, "althoughordinary, but each one is different, I don't want to be the star, the star but to do the most exuberant vitality."

  不要悲伤,不要绝望,不要放弃任何一个能让自己快乐的希望,就算跌倒,也要豪迈的笑。(台词)Don't be sad, do not despair, don't give up any can let oneself happy hope, even if fall, are also proud smile. (lines)

  人生最过瘾的,就是因为它有很多转角,有的转角很惊险,有的转角充满惊喜,是惊喜还是惊险,不走过去,当然不知道下一个转角,你会遇到什么?(台词)Life is the most fun, because it has a lot of corners, some corner of dangerous, somecorner full of surprise, surprise or adventure, don't walk past, of course, do not knowthe next corner, you will encounter? (lines)

  如果以后有人跟你说:你是猪啊!你一定要说:谢谢!If after someone says to you: you are a pig! You must say: Thank you!

  永远不要争做第一!因为站在顶峰的人,要承受千千万万人的目光与压力,而且站的越高摔的越重,我宁愿做第二。Never to become the first! Because stand at the peak of the people, the vision andpressure to bear tens of thousands of people, but the higher up falls heavily, I prefer to do second.

  说了第一个谎 就要说更多的谎来圆第一个谎。(台词)Said the first lie to say to lie more first lie. (lines)

  怎样的歌手就有怎样的歌迷,我自己疯疯癫癫的,所以我的歌迷一定很可爱~~What kind of singer like fans, I crazy, so my fans must be very cute.

  情人眼里出拉布拉多(他家的狗狗)Lover's eyes (he Labrador Dog)

  我会一直努力,为了爱我的,和我爱的人。I will have to work in order to love me, and I love the people.

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