昨天我发现楼下小摊有五块钱一个的高仿iPhone5S模型，I found a high imitation iPhone5S model downstairs stalls have five pieces of money one yesterday,
于是买了一个然后在一个人多的广场河边假装打电话，He bought one and one in a Plaza Riverside pretend to call,
说：“给劳资滚，我永远不会原谅你的，分手吧!”Said: "to the labour roller, I will never forgive you, goodbye!"
然后我潇洒的把手机模型扔到了河里，拿出一根烟，Then I'm handsome the mobile phone model down to the river, took out a cigarette,
故作忧郁的在那里摆了个销魂的姿势站着，So sad there before a rapt standing position,
旁边好多妹子用那花痴的表情看着我。Next to a lot of sister looked at the faces I anthomaniac.
当我正装备得瑟一下时!一个小盆友上来拍了拍我的肩膀，When I was about equipment Joseph! One of the kids up and patted me on the shoulder,
大声的对我说：“叔叔，你的手机浮上来了”Loudly said to me: "uncle, your phone floating back up"