讽刺爆笑

编者:最有料 来源:最有料 时间:2014-12-15 15:16 最签:讽刺爆笑 浏览:

1,一男青年收到女朋友的绝交信,信中写道:虽然咱们的关系已经结束,但你必须赔偿我四年的青春损失费...... 男青年回了封短信:亲爱的 ,这笔钱我不能出,因为你没有参加保险。

  1,一男青年收到女朋友的绝交信,信中写道:“虽然咱们的关系已经结束,但你必须赔偿我四年的青春损失费......”1, a young man received a dear John letter from his girlfriend, wrote: "although we have ended the relationship, but you must pay me four years of green loss cost......"

  男青年回了封短信:“亲爱的 ,这笔钱我不能出,因为你没有参加保险。”Male youth answered a short message: "dear, I cannot give this money, because you did not attend insurance."

  2,讲授经济学的老师正讲到被保险人与受益人的关系问题,为了更形象一点儿,他举了个例子:"比如说我投了人身保险,有一天我不幸被车撞死了,你们师母就可以获得赔偿金.她就是受益人,那么我是什么人?"一个同学回答道:"死人."2, teaching economics teacher talking about the relationship between the insurer and the beneficiary is the problem, in order to better image of a little, he cited an example: "for example, I voted for the insurance of the person, one day I was unfortunatelykilled by a car, your wife can get compensation. She is the beneficiary, so I am what person?" one student replied: "the dead"

  3,有两个女儿的莫里森不幸在一次车祸中截去了左脚,为此,保险公司付给他一笔数目可观的保险费,他将这笔钱做了大女儿的嫁妆。”3, have two daughters Morrison unfortunate in a car accident left off, therefore, the insurance company paid him a number of significant insurance, he will be the money to do the big daughter's dowry."

  在教堂里的大女儿的结婚仪式上,小女儿趴在莫里森的耳边,轻轻地问:“爸爸,您该替我想想了,我的嫁妆怎么筹措呢?”In the church the older daughter wedding ceremony, little daughter lying in Morrison's ear, gently asked: "Dad, you should think for me, my dotal how to raise money?"

  4,某保险公司新近分家另外成立了一个人寿保险公司,为取信于顾客,还聘请了一个律师作为法律顾问。顾问在他的业务中同时向客户宣传道,“快买他们的保险吧,如果你不慎磕碎了门牙可以得到3000元赔偿;如果摔断了腿可以获得三万元赔偿;如果折断了脖子,您就成为本城大富翁了,那时,我就只作您的私人顾问了。”4, some insurance company separation also recently set up a life-insurance company,to win the trust of customers, also hired a lawyer as legal adviser. Consultant in hisbusiness at the same time to customer propaganda, "quick to buy their insurance, if you accidentally broken front teeth can get 3000 yuan compensation; if a broken legcan obtain thirty thousand yuan compensation; if a broken neck, you will become thecity millionaire, at that time, I only for you private consultants."

  5, 太太不懂保险的道理,认为缴保险费是浪费,先生连忙解释说:“保险是为了你和孩子,万一我死了;你们也有个保障呀!”5, wife does not understand insurance reason, think the premium is waste, sir hurriedly explained: "insurance is for you and the baby, if I should die; you also have a safeguard!"

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