没脸没皮的逗B男女

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1、姑娘,你在看对面那辆保时捷?是啊!是你的吗帅哥?不是,不过我也在看。这么有缘,方不方便留个电话?滚。2、亲爱的,我会腹语耶!别咕咕叫了,想吃啥,走!3、女:妈,我

  1、“姑娘,你在看对面那辆保时捷?”“是啊!是你的吗帅哥?”“不是,不过我也在看。这么有缘,方不方便留个电话?”“滚。”

  2、“亲爱的,我会腹语耶!”“别咕咕叫了,想吃啥,走!”

  3、女:“妈,我和同学出去旅游。”妈:“男的女的啊?”女:“男的女的都有。”妈:“几个人啊?”女:“两个人。”

  4、男:“我每天起床后,都会许二个小小心愿!”女:“嗯,能说说吗?许的什么愿?”男:“第一个,当然是希望自己能早日成为千万富翁!”女:“得了吧。还有一个呢?”男:“还有一个,就是:希望你,能早日嫁给这位未来的千万富翁!”

  5、女:突然好羡慕那些做小姐的!男:为什么?女:这么冷的天她们居然可以躺在床上上班.

  1、“姑娘,你在看对面那辆保时捷?”“是啊!是你的吗帅哥?”“不是,不过我也在看。这么有缘,方不方便留个电话?”“滚。”1, "girl, you look at the opposite the car Porsche?" "Yeah! Are you handsome?" "no,but I also see. So has the reason, is not convenient to leave your phone? "" roll."

  2、“亲爱的,我会腹语耶!”“别咕咕叫了,想吃啥,走!”2, "my dear, I'll ventriloquism!" "don't growl, want to eat what, go!"

  3、女:“妈,我和同学出去旅游。”妈:“男的女的啊?”女:“男的女的都有。”妈:“几个人啊?”女:“两个人。”3, female: "Mom, my classmates and I go to travel." Mom: "male female?" girl: "both men and women." Mom: "a few people?" girl: "two people."

  4、男:“我每天起床后,都会许二个小小心愿!”女:“嗯,能说说吗?许的什么愿?”男:“第一个,当然是希望自己能早日成为千万富翁!”女:“得了吧。还有一个呢?”男:“还有一个,就是:希望你,能早日嫁给这位未来的千万富翁!”4, male: "every day I wake up, will make two small wish!" girl: "well, can you say what?Xu wish?" boy: "the first, of course is to hope he can soon become millionaires!" girl: "come on. There is also a? "Male:" there is one, is: I hope you will soon marry the future millionaires!"

  5、女:突然好羡慕那些做小姐的!男:为什么?女:这么冷的天她们居然可以躺在床上上班5, female: suddenly envy those who do miss! M: why? Woman: so cold a day that they actually can lie on the bed to go to work

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