要把人笑疯掉的宝贝们

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1、今儿跟外甥坐在一起看电视,他很平稳的语气问我,舅舅你今年多大了,我说,25!这货大吼一声:你都25了还偷五岁孩子的酸奶喝,你这么馋,我姥姥知道吗?。。。。谁教的这些

  1、今儿跟外甥坐在一起看电视,他很平稳的语气问我,舅舅你今年多大了,我说,25!这货大吼一声:你都25了还偷五岁孩子的酸奶喝,你这么馋,我姥姥知道吗?。。。。谁教的这些话?1, today with nephew watch TV together, he very smooth tone asked me, how olduncle you this year, I said, 25! This goods big growl: you have 25 also steal five years old the child's yogurt drink, you are so greedy, my grandma know?.... Who taughtthese words?

  2、姑娘说:妈妈,这个菜是你做的么?妈妈:不是,爸爸做的。姑娘说:妈妈,那个菜是你做的么?妈妈:不是,爸爸做的。姑娘说:妈妈,饭是你做的么?妈妈:不是,爸爸做的。姑娘说:妈妈,饭是你盛的么?妈妈:是,妈妈盛的。姑娘说:妈妈,你盛的饭真好吃!爸爸。。。。。。2, the girl said: Mom, this dish is you do? Mom: No, Dad do. The girl said: Mom, that dish is you do? Mom: No, Dad do. The girl said: "Mom, you do rice? Mom: No, Dad do.The girl said: Mom, the meal is you Sheng? Mother: Yes, mom sheng. The girl said: Mom, you Sheng meal delicious! Dad......

  3、两个小孩子在玩捉迷藏,对话如下:A:藏好了吗?B:藏好了!A:你别出声!藏好了吗?B:藏好了!A:你别出声!你出声我就知道你藏哪里了!藏好了吗?B:藏好了!A:都跟你说别出声了!!藏好了吗?B:藏好了!…3, two children are playing hide and seek, the dialogue is as follows: A: hide? B: hide!A: you don't make a noise! Hide? B: hide! A: the sound out of you don't! You make a sound I knew you where! Hide it? B: hide! A: I told you not to make a sound!! hide? B:well hidden!...

  4、星期天上午,老婆从街上买回来一捆韭菜,儿子见了问:“妈妈,买韭菜做什么吃呢?”老婆回答:“看我的心情,心情好给你们包饺子,心情不好就炒韭菜。”儿子眨巴眨巴眼,说:“那您要是心情特别不好,做什么呢?”老婆脸一沉,回答:“那就切切腌韭菜吃。”儿子听完不吱声了,老婆扑哧一笑,说:“儿子,那你想吃什么呢?”儿子没好气儿地说:“看我的心情,心情好,腌韭菜我也吃;心情不好,包饺子我也不吃。”4, on Sunday morning, my wife from the street, bought a bunch of leek, son seeasked: "Mom, buy chives do eat?" the wife replied: "see my mood, good mood to you how to make dumplings, fried leek bad mood." Son blinks, said: "if you feel particularlybad, do?" the wife face a sink, replied: "I will go eat pickled leek." The son listens tonobody, his wife burst into a laugh, and said: "son, you want to eat what?" the sonnever good son to say: "my mood, good mood, I also eat pickled leek; the mood is not good, I also don't eat dumplings."

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