那些经典笑话

编者:最有料 来源:最有料 时间:2014-12-15 15:21 最签:经典笑话 浏览:

十年后,我们不经意间再次相遇,她低声问我:这些年过得好吗?她对你好吧。我很伤感,说:我还没结婚,一直等你。她眼圈红了红,说:你晚上7点来宾馆找我吧。七夕夜,月如钩,

  十年后,我们不经意间再次相遇,她低声问我:“这些年过得好吗?她对你好吧。”我很伤感,说:“我还没结婚,一直等你。”她眼圈红了红,说:“你晚上7点来宾馆找我吧。”七夕夜,月如钩,我手捧鲜花,提前半小时来到宾馆,她迎我进去,招呼我坐下,幽幽问道:“你听说过安利吗?”……

  今天拣了个手机,想还给失主,于是在他手机里找了个号码打了过去(是失主的妹妹),对方接通后说:哥,什么事?我说:你是这个手机主人的妹妹吗?你哥手机我拣到了!她听后说:哦,你等一下。然后就把电话给挂了。大约一分钟后。电话响了,我一接,就听对方是个女的说:哥,你的电话找到了!

  刚入学的时候,全班自我介绍。一男同学走上讲台:“我叫王鹏,来自北京,我爱下棋!”说完就下去了,下一位是个女生,该女娇羞地走上讲台,忐忑不安地自我介绍:“我……我叫夏琪……”。

  儿子战战兢兢地回到家:“爸,今天考试只得了60分”。爸爸很生气:“下次再考低了,就别叫我爸!” 第二天儿子回来了:“对不起,哥!”夜,女儿心急给妈打电话:“妈!他还没回来,一定有别的女人了!”娘轻声安慰: “傻孩子,乖,别净往坏处想,兴许是出车祸了!”

  十年后,我们不经意间再次相遇,她低声问我:“这些年过得好吗?她对你好吧。”我很伤感,说:“我还没结婚,一直等你。”她眼圈红了红,说:“你晚上7点来宾馆找我吧。”七夕夜,月如钩,我手捧鲜花,提前半小时来到宾馆,她迎我进去,招呼我坐下,幽幽问道:“你听说过安利吗?”……Ten years later, we inadvertently met again, she asked me in a low voice: "these yearsdoing? She is good to you." I am very sad, said: "I'm not married, always waiting for you." Her eyes were red red, said: "you 7 at night to the hotel to find me." July 7thnight, the moon like a hook, I'm holding flowers, half an hour ahead of time came to the hotel, she welcomed me in, greeted me to sit down, faint asked: "have you heard of Amway?"......

  今天拣了个手机,想还给失主,于是在他手机里找了个号码打了过去(是失主的妹妹),对方接通后说:哥,什么事?我说:你是这个手机主人的妹妹吗?你哥手机我拣到了!她听后说:哦,你等一下。然后就把电话给挂了。大约一分钟后。电话响了,我一接,就听对方是个女的说:哥,你的电话找到了!Today to pick up a mobile phone, want to return it to the owner, then when he found amobile phone number to play the past (is the owner's sister), connected to each other after the other said: brother, what's the matter? I said: you are the mobile phone hostsister? Your brother mobile phone I found! She said after listening to: Oh, you wait.Then he hangs up the phone. After about a minute. The phone rang, I answer, listen to each other is a woman said: brother, you phone to find out!

  刚入学的时候,全班自我介绍。一男同学走上讲台:“我叫王鹏,来自北京,我爱下棋!”说完就下去了,下一位是个女生,该女娇羞地走上讲台,忐忑不安地自我介绍:“我……我叫夏琪……”。When school, class and introduce yourself. A male student walked onto the stage: "my name is Wang Peng, from Beijing, I love playing chess!" then he went down, the next one is a girl, the girl shy on the podium, self introduction: "I be very upset...... My name is Xia Qi......".

  儿子战战兢兢地回到家:“爸,今天考试只得了60分”。爸爸很生气:“下次再考低了,就别叫我爸!” 第二天儿子回来了:“对不起,哥!”夜,女儿心急给妈打电话:“妈!他还没回来,一定有别的女人了!”娘轻声安慰: “傻孩子,乖,别净往坏处想,兴许是出车祸了!”Son returned home in fear: "Dad, today only 60 sub tests". Dad is very angry: "the next re examination is low, don't call me dad!" the second day of the son came back: "I'm sorry, brother!" night, daughter hurry your mom called: "Mom! He's not back yet,there must be another woman!" mother quiet comfort: "silly boy, clever, don't want to harm, probably was an accident!"

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